13 fun truths…

Truths that little kids have learned:

• No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
• If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
• You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
• The best place to be when you’re feeling sad is Grandpa’s lap.

 

Truths that adults have learned:

• Raising teenagers is like nailing Jello to a tree.
• Wrinkles don’t hurt.
• Families are like fudge…mostly sweet with a few nuts.
• Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground.

 

Truths about growing old:

• Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
• Forget the health food. We need all the preservatives we can get.
• It’s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
• Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

 

 

And finally, for most of us, the truth that…

And what “truths” have YOU learned in this lifetime?