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10 fun puns!
Posted by Pat on April 7, 2019 in Uncategorized | ∞
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, “Ive lost my electron.” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive.”
And then there was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
(Did one of them at least make you chuckle?)
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Are you channeling dad today? Between your puns and remembering dad you definitely got some smiles and chuckles out of me!
Fay, yep! And probably reaching out to include Jeff as well! We sure did enjoy our family!
Too funny! And short enough that I can remember, maybe.
Great puns, Pat! I enjoyed them all and am showing remarkable restraint by not commenting with one or more puns.